THREESOME? NO?OKAY

As usual, someone who reads my blog will walk up to me and say, “You write very controversial things”. Kenyans labeled the word “threesome” and other words as taboos or things that should not be mentioned but you know, Kenyans have more threesomes (and all these things that should not be mentioned) than breakfast. If these controversial things are not talked about, as we pretend to be morally correct, then people will not get educated and they will equally fall into the trap. So gather around children, it’s story time…

“She said that she likes you,” said the text from Tyrone. Scarlet opened the text that was quickly followed by an image of a girl she was being introduced to by Tyrone, who apparently wanted to try out new things(code for cheating/ fucking another bitch while you watch and do nothing) Scarlet laughed and went with the flow, I mean, it was just sexting.

Sexting (verb): Participating in a virtual competition full of “self gassing” (lying) to seek and earn validation for being nasty while in reality, either one /both parties are scared twats who are either not fit, flexible, confident or daring enough to do what they are typing.

Scarlet slept in Tyrone’s house having taken the previous day’s conversation lightly. They had an intimate moment and fell asleep under the bad weather(good for cuddling, they say) hungry, as she waited for the take out to get delivered at 2:00 O’Clock. And take out it was.

She felt Tyrone getting out of bed, “Oh good, the pizza is here” she thought as she still lay in bed. After some time, he felt him getting back to bed and gently touched her and the dance began. She kept her eyes closed throughout the rhythm only to slightly open them to find a third party…a lady beside him looking down at her(he was still busy) . She let out a piercing scream and she lay frozen, traumatized. She thought the Friday texts were just simple sexts. However, the man thought otherwise. (I’m laughing so loud right now 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣)

What do you think happened next? What would you have done? Comment.

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3 thoughts on “THREESOME? NO?OKAY

    1. I know right? This is going to be that “crazy story” all her life 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣I think the mysterious lady brought the pizza with herπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I mean it’s so funny…pizza??

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