LEADERS OF TOMORROW?

You know they had us messed up when they hypnotized us with the idea of "fuck society, focus on yourself". Now the only thing a young person can do in this country, Kenya, is to have an individualistic, selfish dream and work hard towards it only to end up being an intern then spend the … Continue reading LEADERS OF TOMORROW?

VIBRATE LESS AND LOVE MORE

God created man and gave him one solution to every problem...love. He said that love is the force that moves the stars. Love is the reason our sins were and are still forgiven. If you want to achieve anything, you must simply love what you are doing first. But... Human beings have a flaw of … Continue reading VIBRATE LESS AND LOVE MORE

EACH ONE TEACH ONE #1

These days people are so quick to sugar coat reckless behavior with feminism and sexual freedom all these rights and new age ideas. It's not wrong but before practicing them get your priorities right: 1) Before asking the girl with body issues that she can finally put on a bikini or be nude like small … Continue reading EACH ONE TEACH ONE #1

TRUE MANHOOD ISN’T DEAD

Show me, That real manhood is not dead, Change my mind... Show me that the male species I've crossed paths with... Who beat their chests with pride At the idea of being called "asshole" "trash" "dogs" was just an illusion. I'll be forever grateful. Rise up above the trendy garbage for me, I know you … Continue reading TRUE MANHOOD ISN’T DEAD

MISS BROWN SUGAR

People are so idle that they find pleasure in focusing on things that don't really count. I don't give a damn about light skin women and I surely don't give a damn about being dark. I just don't give a damn about any of that because I'm too busy being human. I believe that the … Continue reading MISS BROWN SUGAR

OF ONLINE SHOPPING & SPICING “THINGS” UP

In an attempt to save their relationship, Bancy and Quincy decided spice up their relationship. For some reason, that is the only time a majority of Kenyan men will be willing to pay attention and actually work towards the relationship. Not because they are afraid that they will lose you, (saving a relationship is normally … Continue reading OF ONLINE SHOPPING & SPICING “THINGS” UP

YOU CAN’T GIVE WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE

Before deciding to let a man or a woman into your life, you must check their emotional, spiritual and mental wealth, intelligence and level of satisfaction as thoroughly as you check their phones, photos and the size of their wallets. If not, you'll be walking around with a wealthy carcass that's rotting from the inside … Continue reading YOU CAN’T GIVE WHAT YOU DON’T HAVE

QUINCY & BANCY # 2: CONSENT WITH A CHANCE OF HUMOR

How funny is it when you go through Instagram to find your man kissing ass on comment boxes? Bancy would be going through her Instagram's discovery page to see what's interesting outside her follower's list but today she has come to file a rape case. Quincy was allegedly taken against his consent by an "Instagram … Continue reading QUINCY & BANCY # 2: CONSENT WITH A CHANCE OF HUMOR

QUINCY & BANCY #1: THE HAIRLINE TRAGEDY

Bancy walks into the house looking worried. Quincy is watching a football match. Quincy: Hey Babe, you are back so soon from the salon. Bancy: (Still looking worried) Yeah I decided to put on a different hairstyle. Quincy knows that he must ask what's wrong. If he doesn't, she'll start throwing subliminal memes on "some … Continue reading QUINCY & BANCY #1: THE HAIRLINE TRAGEDY

THREESOME? NO?OKAY

As usual, someone who reads my blog will walk up to me and say, "You write very controversial things". Kenyans labeled the word "threesome" and other words as taboos or things that should not be mentioned but you know, Kenyans have more threesomes (and all these things that should not be mentioned) than breakfast. If … Continue reading THREESOME? NO?OKAY