DEAR PLUS SIZE PUBLIC FIGURES

I'm so into the plus size movement and all but something wrong happened in the middle it's like someone told them that esteem is nudity and now most of these women spoiled everything and adopted the idea,"Hey I paused in a bikini so I'm confident that my body is beautiful, for the longest time petite... Continue Reading →

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MY DRUNKEN THOUGHTS

I'm trying not to be shy about drunk texting, convincing myself that it's no longer creepy but cute and romantic thanks to Sauti Sol. But tonight I'm not in the mood for drunk texting the romantic because my supposed Knight does not really have that flair for the emotional and the artistic things. Maybe he... Continue Reading →

FIRE WITH NOTHING BUT A CIGARETTE TO IGNITE

You love collect calls inside of your cigarettes... The house was dark and full of empty liquor bottles. Two shadows could be seen on the wall, just from these shadows one could tell that beauty had occupied the room.  Tyrone locked the door behind him so that none of his rowdy friends could get in... Continue Reading →

12 TYPES OF GIRLS IN THE CLUB

The Know It All This is the regular club goer. She knows her drinks and knows all the DJs playing. The club is her Queendom. Also known as the "recruiter", she is always bringing in first timers to the club to show them the night life. When everybody is sloppy drunk and staggering all over... Continue Reading →

THE SCRIPTED ROMANCE

I told him to stop watching too many movies. -Octavia  She lifted her head up with mixed expressions on her face, half worried and half shook. "Hush!" she said, trying not to sound angry, trying to say it in a sexy way. She did not want to be the one to spoil the mood. She... Continue Reading →

LOVE AND VODKA DON’T MIX

 "Can I buy you a drink?"  " I like ladies who can buy their own drinks" "That man should be ashamed for coming over to our table without  buying us a drink" "What did you say bitch, I bought you a drink so you best go home with me" "She snaked me after I bought... Continue Reading →

HOW UNROMANTIC COULD I GET??

"I really cannot wait to see you what time will  you get here?" That is the text message I woke up to after I had texted him at 9 a.m in my sleep just before I blacked out for another three hours then woke up to find an irritating blend of angry and worried text... Continue Reading →

DEAR CHOCOLATE

Brown chocolate is strong and sweet Any chef knows that chocolate covers  unwanted flavor or  taste Strong Sweet Who can resist chocolate That is all I know about you With that, I am satisfied

A MEAL WITH THE ENEMY

...With an Amen stuck in my throat... The food was hard to swallow and I was chocking, maybe it was God punishing me for not finishing my prayer.  It was an even harder task to look at him and so I gave him the fake smiles which I had perfected in my mirror that morning... Continue Reading →

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